international Reid Strobel Day...

{i meant to put this up a long time ago} ...WHEREAS, a man by the name of Reid Strobel, a friend of a friend, put forth extraordinary kindness and hospitality toward me, Josh Langston, and WHEREAS, he spent a day showing me the sights of London, and WHEREAS, he not only allowed me to stay the night in his abode, but tirelessly carried my luggage up four flights of stairs, and WHEREAS, he woke up at 4 in the morning to carry my luggage down four flights of stairs and then walk me to the train station, and WHEREAS, this mountain of a man helped me find the appropriate train, and even instructed me on the proper ways to purchase a ticket and reach my destination in a timely manner, and WHEREAS, he purchased me my first Lebanese schwarma, and WHEREAS, he is one stinkin hilarious dude, it is RESOLVED, that Febuary 16 be declared internationally* to be REID STROBEL DAY, to celebrate this man worldwide* in due manner. Signed, Josh Langston

*except in some parts of eastern pakistan, paraguay, and mauritius (its a real place, i met a dude from there).