I swear to you the following is true; it will most likely mean nothing to you, but it is the funniest thing that has happened in my life in recent weeks. I will begin with the short preface that my anatomy prof (R), pictured here in a comparison to Brett 'the hit man' Hart, is a gruff ex-bodybuilder who sounds like he is from the streets of New York. Anyways, he made the following announcement at the beginning of class the other day without at any point breaking the rhythm of his statement or so much as acknowledging what he was saying: "we will have an inspection committee come through the lab tomorrow and if we are found in any violation they will shut the place down; so, if you really hate anatomy and want to get the lab shut down just leave a scalpel laying out or something; if that happens some of the professors will go back to their research labs, the rest will go back to their medical practices, and i will go back to my old job of dancing naked in bars. So if you don't want to have to go through this class again next year, make sure things are clean so we can pass the inspection." He is absolutely serious. This might also be the time to mention that he is an aspiring actor, debuting in movies such as 'Prison a Go-Go' (about an all female prison) and even the rumored (but not confirmed) 'You've got male' (i don't want to know). there you have it, the straight facts about the adventure that is medical school anatomy.