Saturday, July 30, 2005

official press release

The announcement was made at an awards ceremony this Tuesday that Matthew Graham was the winner of the JoshLangston.com contest for most blog comments posted while Mr. Langston was in China. In a brief statement at the ceremony Josh Langston stated that, in hindsight, he probably should have made more rules for the contest to avoid a 'quantity over quality' campaign like the one Mr. Graham instituted in true Blitzkrieg fashion, on many occasions posting meaningless comments on several posts in a short amount of time. "None-the-less," Langston said "Matt Graham deserved the full rights and privileges of this award as well as the adoration of men and women alike the the greater Bryan/College Station area." The award was the plaque pictured with Misters Langston and Graham and could not be sufficiently appreciated for its content since it was entirely in French. "It's better than winning the lottery" Graham was heard saying, and reporters on the scene told JoshLangston.com that Mr. Graham's vehicle was seen heading in the general direction of Disneyworld when he left the ceremony.